communistbakery:

why do you only call me when youre high. the flight attendants are getting really mad that youre ignoring their cell phone policy and you’re losing a lot of money on airfair

(via smell-that-bacon)

unknownbearing:

5secondsofteasing:

tomhiddleeston:

Too soon

It happened in 1912…

Wow film quality was great back then

unknownbearing:

5secondsofteasing:

tomhiddleeston:

Too soon

It happened in 1912…

Wow film quality was great back then

(via smell-that-bacon)

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

(via smell-that-bacon)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

(Source: vvhaleshark, via clestroying)

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

(via flewor)

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

(via tyleroakley)

virusexe:

will.je.suis

(Source: 124, via infauna)

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

(via sandwichmakermaker)