wheres-the-pie-bitch:

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

Good luck to everyone who isn’t first language English

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alexxis91:

that dog deserves an Oscar.

alexxis91:

that dog deserves an Oscar.

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Anonymous Asked:
You're a stuck up prick who thinks that having followers makes you better than people. Guess what, it doesn't.

bewbin:

What was that? I wasn’t paying attention I got a paper cut from counting all my followers

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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