drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(via smell-that-bacon)

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via decalf)

rocknroll-mountaintroll:

I’m throwing my phone in a lake and running away

rocknroll-mountaintroll:

I’m throwing my phone in a lake and running away

(via straightwhiteboystexting)

tayloracleswift:

Friend: I need receipts

Me: On who image

(via cuteandsarcastic)

squarecutorpearshape:

WHO IS RAISING THIS CHILD

(Source: tropius, via theofficialariel)